A well-built guy was fooling around with Pappu's girlfriend. Pappu entered into an altercation with him. Pappu: Are you serious? Guy: Yes, I am. What'll you do about it? Pappu: Nothing. It's just that I don't like pranks.
Teacher: When was Rome built? Pappu: At night. Teacher: How can you say that? Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!